I can't be me when I'm in front of you   I just can't be myself when I see you   because you're very cute tonight   and I feel shy and sad and I   look at you   and I think I love you   but you don't want me   and that is very clear   I should have noticed it for years   but I still want you but not as a friend   because...      you're the man, I'm the girl,   we look good together   you with your hat, me with my boots   we are, we are, the dandy cowboys      I read today in a magazine   that men don't like girls who are   shy and sad so now   I wear my magic smile, just for you   I put my magic boots, I ride my magic horse   I am so brave, I don't fear anything   I even feel guts growing   under my skirt , I wrote all amends   and give the money, to daddy   because...      you're the man, I'm the girl,   we look good together   you with your hat, me with my boots   we are, we are, the dandy cowboys      and now I'm the richest girl in all the country   you call me 'baby' you say you want me   but honey, it's too late   now I'm the queen of rodeo   you missed your chance   you're no longer my hero      you're bitchy dandy   you don't respect the rules   you stole my money   and ran away with your pony   and now I'm gonna kill you   I'll shoot you in the head   now I'm gonna kill you   I'm gonna shoot you in the head   because...      you're the man, I'm the girl,   we look good together   you with your hat, me with my boots   we are, we are, the dandy cowboys      you didn't want me and that was very clear   I will never never forget it   but there's still a hope that hats and boots can get along together   I still hope that hats and boots can get along together   I still hope that hats and boots can get along together   I hope that we get along