I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant   I feel fat and heavy,   and i hate my body      I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant   I eat chocolate and strawberries,   I am sorry I can't help it!      And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see   Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger   I'm getting bigger and bigger   I'm getting bigger, and bigger!      How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!   Tell me how can i abort   All my fat, fat belly      I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant   Though I haven't had sex, with nobody but my hands   since the past three months      I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant   Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13      And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,   And my friends look at me and all ask "SoKo what's happening?   You're getting bigger and bigger   You're getting bigger and bigger   You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"      How can I abort, all my fat fat belly   Tell me how can I abort,   all my faaaat, faat belly      I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant   I am breeding something,   but i don't really know what it is      I think I'm pregnant   I think I'm pregnant   But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am expecting   Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly      And I might give birth to a little piece of fat   to a little piece of fat   to a little piece of fat      and you will look like butter   and you will look like butter   and you will look like   look like   butter      Welcome Mr. Butter!