You're a mean one,    Mr. Grinch,   You really are a heel,   You're as cuddly as a cactus,    You're as charming as an eel,    Mr. Grinch,    You're a bad banana,    With a greasy black peel,      You're a monster,   Mr. Grinch,   You're heart's an empty hole,   You're brain is full of spiders,   You've got garlic on your soles,   Mr. Grinch,   I wouldn't touch you with a,   Thirty-nine and a half foot pole,      You're a vile one,   Mr. Grinch,   There are termites in you're smile,   You have all the tempered sweetness of a seasick crocodile,   Mr. Grinch,   Given the choice between the two of you,   I'd take the seasick crocodile!      You're a foul one,   Mr. Grinch,   You're a nasty, blasting skunk,   You're art is full of unwashed socks,   You're soul is full of gunk,   Mr. Grinch,   The three words that best describe you are, and I quote,   Stink!   Stank!    Stunk!      You're a rotter,   Mr. Grinch,   You're the king of sinful socks,   You're heart's a dead tomato with gold and purple spots,   Mr. Grinch,   You're soul's a piling dumpheap,   Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable relish above,   Mangled up and tangled up knots!      You nauseat me,   Mr. Grinch,   With a noxious, super nause,   You're a crooked, jerky junkie,   And you drive a crook old horse,   Mr. Grinch,   You're a three decker, sauerkraut, toadstool sandwich,   With arsenic sauce!      It's the Grinch!   (choking, gagging, death sounds)