It's all an open center   Opens up and lets the wind lift him away   It doesn't have to feel water   ? It's just a place that feels right with him ?   Kinda like the way you're breathing   I kinda like the way you keep looking away   Would you like to glide on   Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick      There's a shyness found in reason   Apprehensive influence swallow away   You seem to feel abysmal take it   ? then you're careful grace for sure ?   Kinda like the way you're breathing   Kinda like the way you keep looking away   Would you like to climb on   Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick      Took you out in the back of the toolshed   Put it right on top of your forehead   Took you out in the back of the toolshed   Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!