I'm tired of the stories that you always tell   Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well   You're the largest liar that was ever created   You and Pinnocio are probably related      That's a Lie....Hey, that's me playing harmonica   You're a liar...Yeah, and I wrote this song too   Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...Really I did, LL Cool Jay was over my house   You're a liar...He heard me humming it. He said "Hey, that sounds good!"      You lie about the things you've lied about   You even lied to your aunt when you went down South   You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt   If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut      That's a Lie...Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer   You're a liar...Ahh, L.A., what a great place   Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...No mom, I'm not on drugs   You're a liar....Of course I love you      My father said now son never tattle, never lie   But I think he should have followed some of his own advice,   I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21   Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done      That's a Lie...Overbudget? Us??!   You're a liar...Hey, we should have lunch!   Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie...It won't hurt, believe me   You're a liar...I won't cum in your mouth   That's a Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!      Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!   Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!   Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!   That's a Lie.......