It takes five minutes for me to get to your house   In no time at all on a time traveling couch   It takes four minutes to figure out the date   And I could take my time 'cause it can't be late   It takes three minutes for me to get in your head   when you start to unravel all this shit that I said   It takes two minutes to call me back and say hell no   And freeze like you banged the funny bone in your elbow   In less than a minute I'll be all out of water   And headed for the border with somebody’s daughter   It takes one second to check in and say hi   After everything that happened no time goes by      It’s a dream machine everything you see   And you could be whoever you choose to be   Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time      My mom thought I ruined the couch to get back at her   But I couldn’t figure out the Flux Capaciter   This is a vehicle of misperception   Fucked around and accidentally saw my own conception   One suggestion dude you better be sure   I was at Manhattan Island's revolutionary war   With murder on both shores I left in a hurry   Saw Indians with corn on the cob and got worried   I need to get back to reality just relax   But a dude in a top hat keeps swinging an axe   I never should have got mixed up with this damn couch   Then I crashed through the roof I was back at my mom's house      I wanna see Adam West Michael Knight and Bruce Banner   And smoke Cuban Cigars with Fidel in Havana   I wanna play yesterday's lotto so ring the bell   And tell Baby Jessica’s parents she’s in the well   Evacuate buildings of women and small children   And tell everyone to listen to Nostradames’s vision   I go back to the future once every three days   With optimus prime so I could sell it on ebay   I went to Alcatraz got caught in a lock down so what now   I'm writing letters to Doc Brown   I made it out and saw the value of freedom   And now that I'm back to right now I'm not leaving