And if I die today I'll be the happy Phantom    And I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yard    And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on    And I will never need umbrellas in the rain    I'll wake up in strawberry fields every day    And the atrocities of school I can forgive    The HAPPY phantom has no right to bitch      Oo who the time is getting close   Oo who time to be a ghost   Oo who every day we're getting closer   The sun is getting dim   Will we pay for who we been      So if I die today I'll be the HAPPY phantom    And I'll go wearin' my NAUGHTIES like a jewel   They'll be my ticket to the universal opera   There's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand    And then these seven little men get up to dance   they say Confucius does his crossword with a pen   I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to SIN      Oo who the time is getting close   Oo who time to be a ghost   Oo who every day we're getting closer   The sun is getting dim   Will I pay for who I been       Or will I see you dear and wish I could come back   You found a girl that you could TRULY love again   Will you still call for me when she falls asleep    Or do we soon forget the things we cannot see      Oo who the time is getting close   Oo who time to be a ghost   Oo who every day we're getting closer   The sun is getting dim   Will I pay for who I been       And if I die today   And if I die today   And if I die today   Chasin' the nuns out in the yard