A Bouvier till her wedding day    shots rang out the police came    mama layed me on the front lawn    and prayed for Jackie's strength    feeling old by 21    never thought my day would come    my bridesmaids getting laid    I pray for Jackie's strength    make me laugh    say you know what you want    you said we were the real thing    so I show you some more and I learn    what black magic can do    make me laugh    say you know you can turn    me into the real thing    so I show you some more and I learn       stickers licked on lunch boxes    worshipping David Cassidy    yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box    she's still in recovery    sleep-overs Beene's got some pot    you're only popular with anorexia    so I turn myself inside out    in hope someone will see       make me laugh    say you know what you want    you said we were the real thing    so I show you some more and I learn    what black magic can do    make me laugh    say you know you can turn    me into the real thing    so I show you some more    and I learn       I got lost on my wedding day    typical, the police came    but virgins always get backstage    no matter what they've got to say    if you love enough you'll lie alot    guess they did in Camelot    mama's waiting on my front lawn    I pray I pray I pray    for Jackie's Strength