The silicon chip inside her head    Gets switched to overload    And nobody's gonna go to school today    She gonna make them stay at home    Daddy doesn't understand it    He always said she was good as gold    And he can see no reasons    'Cause there are no reasons    What reasons do you need to be shown?       Tell me why    I dont like mondays    Tell me why    I dont like mondays    I dont like, I don't like, I don't like mondays.    Tell me why I don't like mondays    I want to shoot the whole day down       Down, down, shoot it all down       And the playing's stopped in the playground now    She wants to play with her toys a while    And school's out early and soon we'll be learning    And the lesson today is how to (whispers: die)    And then the bullhorn crackles    And the captain tackles    With the problems and the how's and why's    And he can see no reasons    'Cause there are no reasons    What reason do you need to die? die..oh...oh...       Tell me why    I dont like mondays    Tell me why    I dont like mondays    I dont like, I don't like, I don't like mondays    Tell me why I don't like mondays    Tell me why I don't like mondays    I don't like...I don't like...I don't like mondays...oh oh...   I don't like mondays   I want to shoot the whole day down...   the whole day... (3x repeat)