When I get to hell,   I'm sure that I'll know everybody   from the likes of David   Berkowitz to Allister Crowley   Couple bible thumpers here and   there praise the lord,   If ya didn't in your soul, then   you destined to get yours   When I get to hell,   I'll be sure to head for the throne   and all alone relieve the devil   of his dome in his home   When I get to hell   I'm lookin' for Heath Ledger   I'll see if I can get all the shit   he left on his dresser   When I get to hell   I'm a start a new resistance   The first act, killin' 50 of the devil's minions   No hell or the total terror   and pure happy people is as the devil was,   sweeter than me habit   When I get to hell   All the evil will line up,   and celebrate my death by   drinkin' cups of my blood   When I get to hell   I'm changin' from skin to skeleton   My arms spread like wings of demons once again      [Chorus:]   I'm goin' to hell so who'll come with me [repeat]   The devil stab me with a pitchfork, come get me [repeat]   I'm goin' to hell so who'll come with me [repeat]   The devil stab me with a pitchfork, come get me [repeat]      Hell hell hell hell   hell hell hell hell      When I get to hell   I'm gonna crucify Hitler   While Napoleon watches from the   front row and takes pictures   All the heads rollin' makes the audience pop   Another demon dead I'm a work my way to the top   When I get to hell   I'll be swimmin' in a lake of blue flame   Skinnydippin' in puddles of blood stains   Where everything is everything that many bring   Anything that you need   From coke to murder sprees   Spreadin' like a disease   When I get to hell   I'm fuckin' Marylin Monroe   Doggystyle her fire pit with a gun to her dome   In a dress like the Seven Year Itch and   Pullin' on the trigger as I   bust like fuck that bitch   When I get to hell   I'm discombobulatin' and shake   'Til my bones break and separate   like skin from a snake   When I get to hell   I roll like a sick force   and I penetrate your skin like the   horns from a pitchfork      [Chorus]      When I get to hell   They gonna eat my eyes first   and run my ass over with an all black hearse   Scrape what's left of us up and   shovel it in a bucket   and dump it up in the orgies of   demons as they would fuck it   Cause the pieces to chunk and sew it all up   Push me in the line waitin' for the elevator up   To vacuum the soul right up out the hole   So you can't haunt nobody   you're not even a ghost      [Chorus]      When I get to hell      [Chorus]