Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady,   Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz,   Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie   Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther,   Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha,    Mrs. MacGillicuddy      How could she?      Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell,   Samantha Stevens, Lieutenant Uhura,   Judy Jetson   Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz,   Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster,   Rhoda, Penny Robinson      How could she?      Why don't you love me anymore?      Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed   No recourse except for celluloid   In my heart, I know you are not real   Though in mind, suspect you still can feel      Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera   Black or white, stunning Technicolor   Warner Brothers and the A.A.P.   I've become addicted to TV      Crissy Snow, Catwoman,   Creepela, Weezie Jefferson,   Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who   Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane,   Vanna White, Wonder Woman,   Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo      How could she?      Why don't you love me anymore?      How could you?