I wanna be Batman   Cause everybody really ain't shit to me   My superhero, picture me if I was Batman, studios and shows   Utility Belt with a compartment full of pre-rolled   Smokin' batbud off in the Batcave   Jamie Madrox... (words reversed)   Gothom really don't look shit like Detroit   But I think these muthafuckas get the point, listen   Word on the street about the Arkham break   Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Two-Face   All trying to kill me before the night fall   But I got a bat surprise for each one of y'all   Scarecrow tried to front me when I'm up in Lakeside   Flash the Batarang, watch a bitch nigga hide   "Hold up, I don't know what the fuck you talkin' about. You ain't Batman, fuck you I'm Batman. I remember once I met this muthafucka at the flea market. He was sellin' 8 x 10 glossies with his autograph on 'em. I got the gloves, I got the belt, I got the boots. Wait, let me walk in the closet a second....Help! I got a Batdick!! Help! Help! You wanna see my dick bitch? Hahahaha!!"