(Madrox)   I was looking for some shoes, and some brand new shorts   And took a minute to relax, with some snacks in the food court   I was half way finished, with my value meal   When I spotted this little cutie, with some sex appeal   I winked at her, she gave me a look like I'm a booger   I thought "Bitch, I'd rather spend my money on a hooker"   Then a bright idea, ran across my mind   If I could swipe a manikin, I'd have a freak all the time   No listening to her lip, no putting up with her shit   No having her act a fool, the way them bitches get   So I hid in the clothes rack, at "Frederick's of Hollywood"   And waited until they closed, and it was all good   I snatched this little fine ass, strawberry blonde   With her ass jutted out, with nothin' but some sale panties on   Alarms rang out, I ran to the ride   And stuffed my new, lifeless sex friend, quickly inside      (Chorus)(x2)   I love a manikin, should I be panicking   I don't know what's happening, but I love her   I'm taking her home      (Violent J)   I went to this little traveling, carnival deal   Nothing but a few games, a ferris wheel   Haunted house, bumper cars, and a wax museum   I went through it once, I'll never be the same   She was waxy, sexy, smooth, and scratchable   Hourglass titties, and ass was unmatchable   I waited for us to be alone, and I kissed her   Licked her wax neck, and started caressing her   She don't get old, rosy red and pretty   I'm sneaking her out of here, and taking her with me   To my trailer in the woods, I laid her down gently   I bent her arm upwards, accidentally   I took a box cutter and I made an incision   I carved out a little hole in her, for the neden   It hit it, then I set her toes on fire   And cried, watching her slowly expire      (Chorus)(x2)      (Monoxide)   Everyday I see her, when I'm riding to work   Look in the window, just a little shirt and short skirt   Her eyes follow me, whereever I go   And she's always in some brand new clothes, and a new pose   Banging ass, and not a wrinkle to be found   With a face like a doll, and she never makes a sound   I bet she likes to talk, when she gets fucked   But then she'd probably never shut the fuck up, with my luck   She always seems so happy when I'm around   And if it wasn't for this window, we'd be fucking on the ground   I wanna take her ass home for keeps, she never sleeps   I don't even think I seen her off her feet   Tonight's the night, that I'ma get her   I can't even take it anymore, when I see her, I start to shiver   Lip quiver, with the butterfly stomach   Leave the truck going, I'ma just grab her and start running      (Chorus)      (Break)(x2, Once during the chorus)   Wanna touch her   She's in my dreams   Wanna hold her, kiss her   I'm taking her home   She's not real   But I feel like I need her in my arms tonight, wrong   or right   I'm taking her home