uh   i do it   i do it to you      (Let's do it)      all you christians   all you krishnas   we do weddings & bar mitzvahs!   we'll float with your parade   (so long as we're getting paid)      no principles just vice principles!      we wouldn't lie   "you've got it made"   we'll tell you what you want as long as we get paid         satisfy the bride   fellate the groom   to inflate your party balloons /   we're gonna need a little bit more room   sure i'm qualified   i'll do anything you say   as long as i'm getting paid      no principles, just vice principles      we wouldn't lie   you've got it made   we'll tell you what you want as long as we get paid         WE'LL PROSELYTIZE AROUND YOUR THIGHS   THIS CONCERT IS SPONSERED BY THOSE FRENCH FRIES!!