CHILD STAR   is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts   or zipped down jeans?   do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage   under hot lights?       are you visceral viscous?   do you want to make love to my sweet visage,   and then pretend it's you, it's you   it was always you       CHILD FAN   i wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub   but all i got in the mail was return to sender       STAR   I'm still a big big star       FAN   No you're not       STAR   Yes I am       FAN   No you're not       STAR   Yes I am       FAN   No you're not.       STAR   You liked my latest film       FAN   No I didn't       STAR   Yes you did       FAN   No I didn't       STAR   Yes you did       FAN   No I didn't       FAN   I'm not a fan of yours anymore       STAR   Yes you are       FAN   No I'm not       STAR   Yes you are       FAN   No I'm not       STAR   Yes you are       FAN   But you broke my fragile heart       STAR   No I didn't       FAN   Yes you did       STAR   No I didn't       FAN   Yes you did       STAR   No I didn't       FAN   I hate you       STAR   I hate you too       FAN   I hate you       STAR   I hate you too       FAN: I hate you   STAR: I hate you   and repeat