Talk to a mother, who hates the nurse   to talk to a baby, who thinks she’s worse   talk to a rich man who reimbursed   the first burglar to steal a purse   oh yeah      Fake the process   Stop the presses      Talk to a mailman who waits for the mail   talk to a saint, who lives in jail   talk to a rainstorm, who’d rather hail   talk to a sailor, who can’t make the sale      Fake the process   Stop the presses