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Hey, guess what happened today?
a school principal got blown away
by an 8th grade kid armed with a lie
and Moses watching from on high

Happened where these things usually do
in a suburb fenced in like a zoo
to keep the animals at bay
thank heavens for the NRA

Well guns don't kill...people do
give me an automatic and I'll show you
it takes 2 to dance right into bed
rather be a wallflower than be dead

I'm sure the founding fathers had a plan
that did not include a gun in hand
of a kid filled up with MTV
and doses of ecstasy

Hey, guess what happened today?
a school principal got blown away
by an 8th grade kid armed with a lie
and Moses watching from on high
Hey, guess what happened today?   a school principal got blown away   by an 8th grade kid armed with a lie   and Moses watching from on high      Happened where these things usually do   in a suburb fenced in like a zoo   to keep the animals at bay   thank heavens for the NRA      Well guns don't kill...people do   give me an automatic and I'll show you   it takes 2 to dance right into bed   rather be a wallflower than be dead      I'm sure the founding fathers had a plan   that did not include a gun in hand   of a kid filled up with MTV   and doses of ecstasy      Hey, guess what happened today?   a school principal got blown away   by an 8th grade kid armed with a lie   and Moses watching from on high