She's ninty-eight pounds, working down at the Dairy Queen   With an Ogalvie home perm and braces   And he's long haired, no job and just nineteen   They got a baby on the way they're off to the races.      In love, look at em' go   Now what in the world can go wrong   Don't tell them the odds, it's best they don't know   If Love was a plane, nobody'd get on.      At the Ivey at lunchtime in Beverly Hills   The paparazzis are gathered outside   'Cause an actor and actress are havin' lunch   And according to extra and entertainment tonight.      They're in love, now look at 'em go   Now what in the world can go wrong   Don't tell them the odds it's best they don't know   If love was a plane nobody'd get on.      Imagine now the pilot's voice on the intercom   Right before we leave the ground   Sayin' folks thanks for flyin' with us   But there's a six in ten chance we're goin' down.      But that's the strangest thing about this emotion   Even knowin' our chances are small   We line up at the gate with our tickets   Thinkin' somehow we're different, I mean after all.      We're in love. look at us go   Now what in the world can go wrong   To hell with the odds we'd rather not know   If love was a plane nobody'd get on.      Yeah, if love was a plane nobody'd get on.