When worlds collide, the best of us   Won't be here with the rest of us   They'll drop before the paint has dried   When worlds collide, when worlds collide      The young today, I must confess   Have lost the path of righteousness   By settling for something less   The smarty pants, they fail to see   The posture of morality   Is just like common currency   That's the way it works for me      So I dress like a brushing bride   Because my every move is sanctified   By claiming God is on my side   When worlds collide, when worlds collide      When worlds collide, the virtuous   Will have to take the shuttle bus   But we in limousines shall ride   When worlds collide, when worlds collide      These kids today, they have no pluck   Don't know the value of a buck   They think all politicians suck   But managing economies   Is one of my best qualities   Especially to friends like these   I can favor the ones I please      And if the mandate should be denied me   Then there's always something kept aside   If you have grease then you can slide   When worlds collide, when worlds collide      When worlds collide, the devious,   The cunning, and mischevious   Will mourn the moral men who died   When worlds collide, when worlds collide      The youth today, I must relate   Have not learned to appreciate   The pleasures of the city-state   They waste themselves on drugs and sex   And boogieing in discotheques   I'll take them by their bleach-blond necks   And conscript those I don't reject      Then I'll serve them butchered and fried   For our commander can sleep satisfied   While someone's licking one's backside   When worlds collide, when worlds collide