Well I don't think they'd let me into heaven.   No I don't think they'd let me 'round there.   And it's cold as hell,   But Purgatory sounds nice when you come down here.      Well I gave a talkin' to the gov'ner.   I set it out all on the shelf.   But he don't mind; The law's on his side.   They don't care if I go to hell.      Well I don't think they'd let me into heaven.   No I don't think they'd let me 'round there.   And it's cold as hell,   But Purgatory sounds nice when you come down here.      And I don't think that you could ever love me.   No I don't think that you'd shed a tear.   If I die, darlin' don't you cry,   Take the last train out of here.      Well I don't think they're lettin' me into heaven.   No I don't think they're lettin me 'round there.   And I'm cold as hell,   But Purgatory sounds nice now that I'm up here.      And it's all over.   Thank god it's all done.   No I don't give a good god damn,   Cause we're hellbound. Here we come!