come to see you at the mortuary,   you came 'round looking oh so scary   it was very very late at night,   and you gave me such a fright   we held hands to your lair   then you gave me that monster stare   being with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs!      I’ll be all right,   with your claws wrapped around me in the dark night,   I will let you impale me   picnic in the cemetery,   turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY!   took a bath in baby’s blood,   saw your mutilated body and I…fell…in…love.      last night I went to your grave,   I trusted you to behave!   I know why you weren’t there-   you spent the night in the witch’s lair.   I ripped her heart in two,   this is the gift to you   'cause I’m the only one who’ll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!      have fun with her while I am watching you   watch out, I’ll lure in a pit of boiling brew   you said no one was as creepy as me,   and we’d be together eternally   give me back my plate of maggots, I never told you…   but you look like…BOB SAGET!      found another to be mine,   his name is Frankenstein   and on our ceiling hangs   the head of your Miss Thang   I’ll caress his green skin,   and together we’ll live in sin   NOW I DON’T NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYEBALLS!!!!      he’s big, he’s mean,   and he’ll rip out your spine   and then your spleen,   and then it’s dinner time!   he bought me a guillotine,   that’s cause he’s so mean   and tonight on our date,   he’ll bring me a plate…   of your rotting vampire eyeballs.