She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm    At the Laundromat   Just her and the tumble driers getting horny   At the Laundromat      Today is laundry day for Christian    He puts in the itchy Christmas jumpers that his daft aunty still knits him    Two pairs of white Calvin Klein’s with the skids in    Plus the beer stained jeans with the rips in    After last night’s knees up    Christian ain’t feelin’ so clean-cut       He gets off the bus freezing cold in his t-shirt    And walks into the Laundromat and that's when he sees her    Reachin' down from the tumble drier turnin' the speed up      She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm    At the Laundromat   Just her and the tumble driers getting horny   At the Laundromat      Today Katie has to clean her uniform    But when she woke up this morning, Katie felt horny as a unicorn    She got her skirts, tops, socks and swimwear    But when she arrived at the Laundromat there was no-body in there    So Katie broke some change and turned the machine on    But all that waiting and vibrating turned Katie’s machine on    So when Christian walked in, Katie was getting her scream on   And the windows of the Laundromat had plenty of steam on      She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm    At the Laundromat   Just her and the tumble-driers getting horny   At the Laundromat