Red Alert:   Check this out, Cool DJ Red Alert   With my man, Q-Tip      Q-Tip:   In the morning, woke up from sexual pleasures   Looked at her sexual partner   Who acquainted her acquaintance   Five hours ago at a disco   She went lower than low, into limbo   A thought crossed the mind, her, a bimbo   She answered no, so she had to go...on with the program   Creedence, it seems that I've forgotten your name   But it seems that she's done the same   And now something has happened   Suddenly, she's been distracted   By something that has been attracted   She poked and poked and smacked at it   Then she broke down and she scratched it   Now, I think you understand   Clinic, saw the doctor flex his biceps   Then he picked up a pair of forceps   Her pretty face showed fright   Right then and there, she fainted   A really grim picture is painted   The brotha who she acquainted   Was the enemy, scary ain't it?   The Pubic Enemy      Red Alert:    Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!   Let me tell you more about pubic enemy   Ay, Q-Tip      Q-Tip:   Old King Cole was a merry old soul   Had a lady queen, married since 18   He protested, that he was infested   Get lots of love and he couldn't digest it   All propaganda, one big fat lie   Cuz I see the king with my very own eye   Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king   And poppin up on the teammates scene   And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys   Whole situation to me, was kinda funny   He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat   Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that   So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom   Caught the king scratchin, so she had to assume   That he got vicked by the enemy's trick   The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick   That she screamed and screamed, went on and kept screamin   Threw a pot and his dome was beamin   You could hear him yellin in the motherland   "Baby, baby please. Baby, understand."   She ignored and walked through the gate   The king is in the kingdom to await his fate...of the enemy   The Pubic Enemy      Q-Tip and Red Alert:   Propmaster(yeah) Please listen to me(what?)   Something lurkin by the JimBrowski   (Who? Jenny?)   No, not propulated   A horrible creature that must be penetrated   He gets all into ya, then he tries to do ya   You better run fast, he's gonna pursue the...   (What? Yo listen here. Propmaster whiz, no one fears...)   Oh, the caves know, just thought I'd let ya know   How he lives and how he go   Watch yourself when you're out on the run   The enemy is missed, we'll have too much fun   There's four friends of mine that thought they were bad   And laid up this girl, so now, they're sad   They scratched and scratched like it was Saturday and...      Red Alert:   Listen here. This is Cool DJ Red Alert   Known as the true, the only, the very one, the Propmaster   There's only one thing I gotta tell ya   There's a whole lotta propmasters out there. You know what I mean   Shaheed a propmaster, Q-Tip a propmaster   The Jungle Brothers a propmaster, BDP a propmaster   45 King a propmaster   I won't tell you nuthin bout the ladies, they ain't no propmaster   But you know who's the main propmaster   MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!