i'm stan  that's who i am  he's in the band  that's right  'cause i'm stan    i wake up at 2:30 put my tv set on  pop tarts all right but i can't stand my mom  kevin dubrow what does he know  i know some chords and shit i could play 'em    i'm stan  that's who i am  he's in the band  shut up  i'm stan    that's all the words that i know  that's all the words that i know  all of the words he knows  that's all the words i know  'cause leonard he told me so    dig this    that's all the words i know  that's all the words that i know  all of the words he knows  that's all the words i know  'cause leonard told me so  he did?  that's right    'cause i'm stan  he's stan  don't you know who i am