he comes form a little town in bedrock  just invented the wheel  he's got his wife betty in a headlock  he drives a boulder mobile  with his friends freddy and wilma  tell me how does it feel to be    bowling with bedrock barney barney  he is the life of the party that barney  he likes his chilli con carne  that barney    i saw him down at the lodge meeting  he was the grand wizzo  and he was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles  he's gonna pour some for you some  cactus cooler and a steakasaurus  just escaped from the zoo      now i'm bowling with bedrock barney  he is the life of the party  he likes his chilli con carne    he's such a joke  he's been smoking rope  there is no hope  barney barney