BAKER (To Jack)   It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst   and my Wife is dead!      JACK   But it isn't my fault,    I was given those beans!   You persuaded me to trade away   My cow for beans!   And without those beans   There'd have been no stalk   To get up to the Giants    In the first place!      BAKER   Wait a minute, magic beans   For a cow so old   That you had to tell   A lie to sell   It, which you told!   Were they worthless beans?   Were they oversold?   Oh, and tell us who   Persuaded you    To steal that gold.      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Jack)   See, it's your fault.      JACK    No!      BAKER   So it's you fault...      JACK   No!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   Yes, it is!      JACK   It's not!      BAKER   It's true.      JACK   Wait a minute-   But I only stole the gold   To get my    Cow back from you!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Baker)   So it's your fault!      JACK   Yes!      BAKER   No, it isn't!   I'd have kept those beans,   But our house was cursed.   She made us get the cow to get    The curse reversed!      WITCH   It's you father's fault   That the curse got placed   And the place got cursed    In the first place!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   Oh.   Then it's his fault!      WITCH   So.      CINDERELLA   It was his fault...      JACK   No.      BAKER   Yes, it is,   It's his.      CINDERELLA   I guess...      JACK   Wait a minute, though-   I chopped down the beanstalk-   Right? That's clear.   But without any beanstalk,    Then what's queer   Is how did the second Giant get down here    In the first place?      Second place...      CINDERELLA   Yes!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   How?      BAKER   Hmmm...      JACK   Well,    Who had the other bean?      BAKER   The other bean?      CINDERELLA   The other bean?      JACK (To Baker)   You pocketed the other bean.      BAKER   I didn't!   Yes I did.      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   So it's your-!      BAKER   No, it isn't,   'Cause I gave it to my Wife!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   So it's her-!      BAKER   No, it isn't!      CINDERELLA   Then whose is it?      BAKER (To Cinderella)   Wait a minute!   She exchanged that bean   To ontain your shoe,   So the one who knows what happened   To that bean is you!      CINDERELLA   You mean that old bean-   That your Wife-? Oh, dear-   But I nvere knew,   And so I threw-   Well, don't look here!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   So it's your fault!      CINDERELLA   But-      JACK   See, it's her fault-      CINDERELLA   But-      JACK   And it isn't mine at all!      BAKER (To Cinderella)   But what?      CINDERELLA (To Jack)   Well, if you hadn't gone   Back up again-      JACK   We were needy-      CINDERELLA   You were greedy!   Did you need that hen?      JACK   But I got it for my Mother-!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   So it's her fault then!      CINDERELLA   Yes? And what the harp    In the third place?      BAKER   Ther harp- yes!      JACK   She went and dared me to!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   I dared you to?      JACK   You dared me to!   She said t hat I was scared-      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   Me?      JACK   To.   She dared me!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   No, I didn't!      BAKER, CINDERELLA, JACK   So it's your fault!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   Wait a minute-!      CINDERELLA   If you hadn't dared him to-      BAKER (To Jack)   And you had left the harp alone,   We wouldn't b ein trouble    In the first place!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella)   Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean   In the first place-!      CINDERELLA   Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella)   It was your fault!      JACK (To Witch)   Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-!      LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD & BAKER (To Witch)   Right! It's you raised them in the first place-!      CINDERELLA   You raised the beans in the first place!      JACK   It's you fault!      CINDERELLA, JACK, BAKER, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD   You're responsible!   You're the one to blame!   It's your fault!