*Schmoove sings for a bit*    [Shock G]  Yeahhh, well we're back with another one  Comin hard and got suckers on the run  You say, "You guys are known for havin fun"  Yeah well we'll do what has to be done for us to be number one  And you ain't never heard nuthin this funky son  You ain't never heard nuthin this funky ever, it's too clever  Rhyme goes through your mind like a guillotine severs  the head, my friend  And you will never hear nobody rap like this again    [Big Money Odis]  You ain't heard nuttin this funky brother, it's like no other  You feel the bass bouncin off the walls like rub-bah  The real McCoy this ain't no toy or another  How do we do it? (Shock G: Yo go ask your mother)  The freak needers, the beat leaders  Let me tell you somethin, you ain't heard nuttin this funky Peter  So listen up as we begin  Aiyyo Fuze rub the record in    [both] cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X)    [Big Money Odis]  The definition of a rhyme breeder, beat needer  We're the cold party heaters, comin through the woofers and the tweeters  Funky dope MC leaders  Rhyme hungry hip-hop listener feeders    [Shock G]  The definition of a rhyme sayer, beat layer  Mothersucker perpetrator slayer  Layin down the law like the Mayor  You're out of luck, Hucklebuck, I'll suck you up like a Now or Later  You say that you're a trooper, then I'm Darth Vader  You're a Cowboy, then I'm a Raider    [Big Money Odis]  You can't compete cause you're incomplete and need to be completed  You're style is weak you're obsolete and need to be deleted  Short on the things that you needed  So what you got a top ten song, cause you cheated    [Shock G]  If you worked in a kitched, it'd be sweeter  From the rappin that I hear, you'd make a better egg beater  A teeter totter, or should I say, totter teeter  You're through, you're a court and we're leaders  We got the style you admire, the rhymes you desire  Well you ain't heard nuttin this slick you trick  cause you're a flick from a Bic and we're a bonfire    [both] cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X)    *some scratching by DJ Fuze*    [Big Money Odis]  Cause I roll up fast, like a cheetah, get out the two-seater  Walk up on a girl named Anita, or Rita  Ask her for change to put money in the meter  Didn't really need it just a smooth way to meet her  or a fly way to treat her  She said, "I'm hungry" so I took her out to feed her  She was a pocket feeder chicken, fajita pita eater  I said, "Yo, eat how ya like" then took her home and G'd her    [Shock G]  The definition of a funky rhyme master  Clevely put together but not necessarily sayin it faster  Ya see, that style isn't hard at all  The object of the game is to have a ball y'all  And to see who can come the funkiest  Lot of MC's think it's just a speed contest  They wanna brag about the neighborhood, oh you wanna boast?  We come from different cities and we're coast to coast ya see  but right now we're based in Oakland (Odis: Oakland)  Everywhere we go we leave the microphone smokin  Yo bro I'm not jokin  Leave MC's standin still with their mouths hangin open  Walk offstage and leave the next act scratchin his head like a monkey  Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky    [both] Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (2X)  [Shock G] Leave a sucker standin still confused   cause he never heard nuttin this funky  [SG+HH] You ain't heard nuttin this funky  [Humpty] Ahh yeah  [Odis] Why don't you tell em Hump  [Od+HH] Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky  [Humpty] Whassup y'all, Humpty Hump in the house  [Od+HH] Cause you ain't HEARD nuttin this funky  [Odis] Yeah  [Humpty] You know what?  [Od+HH] You ain't heard nuttin this funky  [Humpty] Let me bust a rhyme, c'mon  [Odis] Get in    [Humpty Hump]  You ain't heard nuttin this funky son, we're number one  Humpty Hump in the house, gonna show you how it's done  with professional rhymes, I gotta question for your mind  Have you ever heard anything this funky son?  (Yeah man, I was out on the street   These guys came on by in this, tch, car man playin some beat...)  You ain't heard nuttin this funky nigga, how ya figure?  My mouth's on the mic like a finger on a trigger nigga  And when I squeeze I'ma getcha  You never heard nuthin this funky now didja!  And if you're large, we're bigger  You bust a weak ass rhyme and then expect me to dig ya  Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals  Yo Schmoove kick the vocals    *Schmoove sings, Fuze scratches*    *DJ Fuze keeps scratchin*    *8:28 into the song, Humpty comes back*  [Humpty Hump]  Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals  Yo Schmoove kick the vocals    *Schmoove sings some more, up to the end*