Drinkin' beer in the hot sun  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won  I needed sex and I got mine  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won  The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends  That's how this country's run  Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won    I blew George & Harvey's brains out with my six-gun  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won  Gonna write my book and make a million  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won    I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan  My cop friends think that's fine  You can get away with murder if you've got a badge  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won  I fought the law and I won    I am the law  So I won