* [Hook]  "Half animal, half man" - Eminem  "Half man, half amazin" - Nas  "It seems so amazin", "I verbally burn a nigga" - Canibus  "Check the flows of the major deacon "- Redman    [Deacon the Villain]  Get close and lose your soul  Dr. ? so the G-version of how this story is really told  Conquerin' Deacon is a silly goal  You're just a common new editon for a Faces of Death videos  Splish splash in your own blood bath  Holdin' your chest bigger than Bobby Brown's drug stash  Bigger than Louie Anderson's belly flop splash  Ass streatch wider than Jim Carrey's mouth when he laughs  You might as well smoke a cigarrette while you huff gas  Facin' me is dummer than using fingernail clippers to cut grass   (Your choice) Dozen inch dick or a cocked twelve  Cause playin' Cool J is the only time I'm rockin' L  Death follows me like gunshots and hot shells  The last time I stopped rappin' coffin makers stock fell  Like a seeled water hose I got rap locked well  but your album is an iron raft, that shit will not sail/sell     [Hook]     [Deacon the Villian]  ? questions when testin' me  I got so many punchlines  You'd think I'm fightin' off referees  My specialities is any type of world weaponry  So stop stressin' or catch a hot lesson  You wouldn't be fly ? demonic possessions  I deliever lung shots that cause pneumonic depressions  Jump inside ? of bubonic infections  Liek poision commuion wine  People can't stomache my blessings  In a battle session  I can blow out daylight  Cause I'm like Shakesphere retired  I never playwrite/play right  Never say shit twice  Give ya one chance to hear it  My flow Godly touches your spirit so ya better fear it  I collect souls and put 'em on clearance  Death's about to make an appearance due to your interfearance   So don't surprise me and start my defense reflex  Cause I'm dope enough to suffocate your weak set with a Kleenex     [Hook]    [Deacon the Villain]   I've been the truth since the cradle   While most of y'all are so good at lyin'/lion  I thought Simba raised you  Realize what I do to guys with lines  The only Mac you got came Super Sized with fries  Brand me, half animal, half cannibal  Make like Bruce Banner and throw a fuckin' van at you  The rap Hannibal, it takes +Silence+ to stop violence  Undermine my talents and leave you lyin' under violins  My skills are like Bill Gates stock wealth  While half of y'all are fake fur, I mean not felt  I move at speeds that'll make a stop watch melt  Like autofellatio, I'm only tryin' to top self  That's why half of these punks are scared to fight  They talk shit then bleed like dog parasites  But I terror write, out the frame and set fire to the canvas  My deaths is eternal, you'll never understand this