Rap is easy  Hip hop, ya don’t stop (x4)    Is you black or is you white  Is you wrong or is you right  Is you brown or is you yellow  Shake it, shake it like it’s jellow  Is you black or is you white  If there’s a shorty that you like  Spend some game and get wit’ it  Hit it, Quit it and forget it    Walkin through the isles  Of my local supermarket  Grab some milk and eggs  Then I headed straight to target  Only nine ninety seven  For my all time favourite movie  Turned the corner and I’m blocked  By a sexy long time groupie  Said she saw me at the show,  Trick was hot from head to toe  Natalie Portman remixed with Marylin Monroe  We headed to the parking lot  She called shotgun in the wagon  Her breasts are looking hot  With the seatbelt caught between them  She noticed my erection when she touched the radio  Excuse me ro(?), would you like some road folactio?  I was in she and she starts pullin on my  I saw some flashin lights; oh no it was the cops  So I pulled to the side in my 86’ ride  She buttoned up her blouse and the cop began to shout  He said boy is you crazy, swerving in and out of lanes  I said I’m sorry officer but she was giving good brains    Is you black or is you white  Is you wrong or is you right  Is you brown or is you yellow  Shake it, shake it like it’s jellow  Is you black or is you white  If there’s a shorty that you like  Spend some game and get wit’ it  Hit it, quit it and forget it    I started the ignition and departed on my mission  Christian girl leaves out the church, pulled over and I jerked  I jumped back in my ride and continued on my drive   Swerved fast to my right to avoid this car collide  This stupid man in his volvo looking like a roadcon photo(?)  I turned the radio loud, heard the songs and I smiled  New music started playin it was some retarted station  Oh wait I hate this jam  Shakira sounds like a man  I finally got to the party with some shorties looking naughty  Spot me from across the room  Probly looking for some poon  Caught me probin with my eyes  Body exposing her big thighs  She had a chin like Jay Lenno  Moving her ass like the jellow  Mellowed out and I approached her  Bellowed out a little opener  My name is Rossy G, lets get some coffee or some tea  She said ew gross, you make me sick  No I will never suck your dick  Just then my face became red,   So I turned to her and said    Is you black or is you white  Is you wrong or is you right  Is you brown or is you yellow  Shake it, shake it like it’s jellow  Is you black or is you white  If there’s a shorty that you like  Spend some game and get wit’ it  Hit it, Quit it and forget it    Easy squeezy beezy kneezy teasy leezy feezy  Oobie scoopie noobie boobie poopie doopie loopy droopy    Ect.  Is you black or is you white  Is you wrong or is you right  Is you brown or is you yellow  Shake it, shake it like it’s jellow  Is you black or is you white  If there’s a shorty that you like  Spend some game and get wit’ it  Hit it, Quit it and forget it    these lyrics are submitted by Casey-Joe