Christmas dreams  And drunken alibies to you  I can't believe  I danced with naked with the turkey  I got stuffing everywhere  I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair  And I'm sorry I shot your dog  But at the time my mind was in a fog    I went and poured the punch  Then I had a cup of rosy wine  Guess I had a drop to much  'Cause when I woke up I was dizzy and blind  Wish I hadn't burned your house to the ground  But the Christmas season always gets me down  So darlin' if you're free in the new year  Maybe we could go out for a beer    Christmas dreams  And drunken alibies to you.