I'm the only gay Eskimo  I'm the only one I know  I'm the only gay Eskimo  In my tribe    I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka  But all want to do is get into his parka    I'm the only gay Eskimo  In my tribe    Well me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk  We both like blubber  But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber    I'm the only gay Eskimo  In my tribe    I make a wish on the Northern Lights  That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights    I'm the only gay Eskimo  In my tribe    And the seals they sing now...    These cold winter nights  Are taking their toll  I even get excited when I see the North Pole  See the North Pole...    I'm the only gay Eskimo  Only gay Eskimo  I'm the only one I know  The only one I know-oh-oh-oh  I'm the only gay Eskimo  In my tribe.