So you come from the city  you got big city money to spend,  I don't want your big city money  in my town my friend,  you don't appreciate it  you want to appropriate it,  and make a profit turn    you heard it through the grapevine  or read it in a magazine,  you're living in a hell hole  and somewhere far away  has a national ranking  and you start thinking  "How could they be wrong?"    Southern California  star where you are!  We don't want vacation homes  and a garage for every car,   you planted seeds in the desert  you stole your water from afar,  new Southern California  stay where you are!    you had enough of the hustle and bustle  that delivered you to success,  but you need that Neiman Marcus  and you can't go long without  all the amenities that  made it such a mess  you want to bring it with you    Southern California  look how you sprawl!  you're addicted to construction  you will consume us all    so if you want to make my town  look like L.A. you might as well  just stay right where you are