Two sins are better than one  two sins are better when you want to have fun  so when the preacher Theodore  gets bored and wants to score  he calls a man-whore Jones.    a preacher made confession today  two hundred dollars was all that he paid  and he said don't forget to bring  that methamphetamine  I want to get high when I get laid    the preacher and the man-whore  a methamphetamine perfume  the preacher talks he's afraid of anybody gay  but he loves a man-whore in a motel room    Jones went to the T.V. station  when he discovered  the preacher's occupation    he said I'm paid to be a slave  but I just can't behave because  the preacher wants to take my rights away    the preacher and the man-whore  the wife and kids are safe at home  and when he goes on down to Denver  to mix business with pleasure  the preacher, he don't sleep alone    Ted Haggard bragged about  connections in the white house  and promised Bush he could count  on the voes of a million evangelicals