(Album: Diry Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, 1976)    "The following is a true story, only the names have  been changed to protect the guilty -  Well I left my job in my home town  And I headed for the smoke  Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand  Gonna get to the top  Nothings gonna stop us - no nothing  So if you got the money  We got the sound  You put it up and we'll put it down  If you got the dollar  We got the song  Just wanna boogie woogie all night long,  Yeh boogie  I've got holes in my shoes  I've got holes in my teeth  I've got holes in my socks  I can't get no sleep  I'm trying to make a million -  And I've got patches on the patches  On my old blue jeans  Well they used to be blue  When they used to be new  When they used to be clean -  And I've got a Mama whose a hummer  Whose keeping me alive  While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys   She's working 9 to 5 (knows her place that woman)  Just you wait -  One of these days see me driving round town  In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down  And my bottle of booze (no summer time blues)  Shouting out 'look at me'  In my rock 'n' roll voice  No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire  repeat  repeat  Hello Howard, how ya doin'  my next door neighbour  Oh Yea  Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport!"    these lyrics are submitted by Kaylene McLaughlin!