(Album: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, 1976)    "Well I'm upper upper class high society  God's gift to ballroom notoriety  And I always fill my ballroom  The event is never small  The social pages say I've got  The biggest balls of all    I've got big balls  I've got big balls  They're such big balls  And they're dirty big balls  And he's got big balls  And she's got big balls  (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)    And my balls are always bouncing  My ballroom always full  And everybody cums and cums again  If your name is on the guest list  No one can take you higher  Everybody says I've got  Great balls of fire    I've got big balls  Oh I've got big balls  And they're such big balls  Dirty big balls  And he's got big balls  And she's got big balls  (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)    Some balls are held for charity  And some for fancy dress  But when they're held for pleasure  They're the balls that I like best  My balls are always bouncing  To the left and to the right  It's my belief that my big balls  Should be held every night    We've got big balls  We've got big balls  We've got big balls  Dirty big balls  He's got big balls  She's got big balls  (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)    (We've got big balls)  (We've got big balls)    And I'm just itching to tell you about them  Oh we had such wonderful fun  Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish  (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)    (Bollocks, knackers)  (Bollocks, knackers)  (Bollocks, knackers)  (Bollocks, knackers)"    these lyrics are submitted by Kaylene McLaughlin