Challenge yourself man and write a song    about boring average heterosexual love    that doesn't even try to scratch the surface    You just sit back and love it because it is       So I turn my guitar up as loud as I can    And I mumble my words so no one can understand them    I yell real loud and hope no one listens to close    I don't really want anyone to know       Oh the way she loves       [Chorus]    Its all for me    Oh the way she smiles    thats for me too    And oh the way she'll shake it when she walks    thats for me    And maybe that guy over there       No, No, You got to get real deep and metaphorically speak    about burning and falling and people on the street    And no one will listen cause they'll just pretend its another folk song       But I have to admit I love it when    She talks about being mad and then gets mad all over again    She is moody when she is tired    And she is slightly obsessed with compulsion    But she is my perfect lil' imperfection and...       [Chorus]