STUFF THE TURKEY    THAT'S BOOTIFUL!  BOO-BOO-BOOTIFUL!    HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED  WHY SANTA'S CHEEKS ARE RUBY RED?  HE'S NOT JOLLY  HE'S OFF HIS HEAD.  PULL A CRACKER  PULL UP A CHAIR  HAVE SOME OF THIS  IT WILL REMOVE YOUR HAIR.    STUFF THE TURKEY  IT'S NO TIME TO FAST  ENJOY THIS CHRISTMAS  IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.    LET'S MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS  ONE TO REMEMBER  LET'S STAY DRUNK  FROM JANUARY TILL DECEMBER.  I'LL STUFF YOUR STOCKINGS  WITH PASSION FRUIT  LOOSEN YOUR TIE  GET OUTTA THAT SUIT.    STUFF THE TURKEY  IT'S NO TIME TO FAST  ENJOY THIS CHRISTMAS  IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.    (HEAVY BIT)    IT ONLY COMES  BUT ONCE A YEAR  STOP DRINKING COFFEE  AND HAVE A BEER.  PULL A CRACKER  PULL UP A CHAIR  NO TIME TO BE SOBER  JUST ONE LONG BENDER!    STUFF THE TURKEY  STUFF THE TURKEY  IT'S NO TIME TO FAST  ENJOY THIS CHRISTMAS  IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST.    STUFF THE TURKEY  STUFF THE TURKEY  STUFF THE TURKEY  STUFF THE TURKEY  STUFF THE TURKEY  STUFF THE TURKEY    (Wade/Wade/James)  -------