When you see a deer  You see Bambi  And I see antlers up on the wall  When you see a lake  You think picnics  And I see a large mouth up under that log  You’re probably thinkin' that you’re gonna change me  In some ways well, maybe you might  Scrub me down, dress me up  Oh, but no matter what  Remember, I’m still a guy    When you see a priceless French painting  I see a drunk naked girl  You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy  And I’d like to give it a whirl  Well, love makes a man do some things he ain’t proud of  And in a weak moment I might  Walk your sissy dog  Hold your purse at the mall  But remember, I’m still a guy    And I’ll pour out my heart  Hold your hand in the car  Write a love song that makes you cry  Then turn right around  Knock some jerk to the ground  ‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by    I can hear you now talkin' to your friends  Sayin' yeah girls he’s come a long way  From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club  And buildin' a fire in a cave  But when you say a backrub means only a backrub  Then you swat my hand when I try  Well now what can I say at the end of the day  Honey, I’m still a guy    And I’ll pour out my heart  Hold your hand in the car  Write a love song that makes you cry  Then turn right around  Knock some jerk to the ground  ‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by    These days there’s dudes gettin' facials  Manicured, waxed, and botoxed  But with deep spray on tans and creamy lotioney hands  You can't grip a tackle box  Yeah, with all of these men linin' up to get neutered  It’s hip now to be feminized  But, I don’t highlight my hair  I’ve still got a pair  Yeah, honey I’m still a guy    Oh, my eyebrows ain’t plucked  Theres a gun in my truck  Oh Thank God, I’m still a guy  Yeah boy