I took her out it was Friday night  I wore cologne to get the feeling right  We started making out and she took off my pants  But then I turned on the TV  And that's about the time that she walked away from me  Nobody likes you when you're 23  And are still more amused by TV shows  What the hell is ADD?  My friends say I should act my age  What's my age again?  What's my age again?  Then later on, on the drive home  I called her mom from a pay phone  I said I was the cops  And your husband's in jail  This state looks down on sodomy  And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me  Nobody likes you when your 23  And are still more amused by prank phone calls  What the hell is caller ID?  My friends say I should act my age  What's my age again?  What's my age again?  And that's about the time she walked away from me  Nobody likes you when your 23  And you still act like you're in Freshman year  What the hell is wrong with me?  My friends say I should act my age  What's my age again?  What's my age again?  That's about the time she broke up with me  No one should take themselves so seriously  With many years ahead to fall in line  Why would you wish that on me?  I never want to act my age  What's my age again?  What's my age again?