You say you want me to choose  Between life without you  Between life without you, and life  Without my whiskey  That isn't much of a choice  No, I don't think that it's fair  When I was alone, my whiskey was always there  When I needed a friend  When I was feeling way down  When no one was there my whiskey  Was always around  Do you care about me or are you just being vain?  It's not my whiskey, it's you that  Drives me insane  You and me ain't the same as we were before.  I don't know what happened,  Maybe we just got bored  Now you're telling me, how it's gonna be  Who made you the boss?  Did you win some toss?  I wish you'd understand, I wish that you  Would lend a hand  But you're to busy telling me what to do  You told me I had to choose  Between you and my booze  Well, I'm afraid that you lose, I'll take my whiskey.    Jawbone