I was sitting at a red light  |I was waiting for a green light  Up pulls this El Dorado with plates  That said "diablo"  With a guy, looked like an undertaker  Smile on his face, leaned out the window  And said:  "Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?"  Will I had nothing better to do since my baby  Gave me that big F.U.  So I said "All right buddy, right back in your face.  I'll race you to the end of the world just tell  Me - what are the stakes?"  He rolled his back window down, I saw  Something big and brown  It was a big ol' Rottweiler stuck his head  Out to look around  And I knew who I was racing, the light turned  Green I punched that hammer down  I got about a quarter mile I looked to my left  And I saw him smile  He was all ov