I used to march around the playground with my friends  Yelling we hate girls and now all's well that ends well  And there's so much to be said for fresh starts and second chances  In a world of scary monsters and high tech advances  I try to do what I do with love instead of with anger  And when sometimes I bite my nails 'cause real life is a cliffhanger  What with only seconds left at the end of the 10th hour  We got emergency ways to respond to the Nth power  The alloys are light weight and increasingly durable  But as far as I'm concerned, the original is preferable  I'm stubborn that way, I piss while humanity waits  My motto wouldn't fit on a set of vanity plates  The watch in my pocket maybe indeed old and tarnished  But at least I can raise my hand without a shoulder harness  You know I can easily replace my lungs with a respirator  My ?pants? with a DV and my staircase with an escalator  But my life revolves around the spherical orbit of earth  And it ends forever with the miracle moment of birth  On the first day of spring, I start work on the fall edition  And decide for myself who's a thief and who's a politician  It's two different things on different pages of the calendar  I gauge the way I react on the age of my challengers  I row my boat gently against the current and I believe  In real life and death experience and keeping and even keel    What's that Dim, Stop that racket (2X)  Damn that noise, I'll kill them all