Well I love New York like everyone  And I go to Las Vegas to chill  I like Denver Colorado cuz it's so laid back  And Chicago keeps it real  Well I only leave Dallas when I have to buy  When I do I like Tulsa, OK  And I ain't got nothin against California  But I can't stand L.A.    Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell  Austin and Nashville, both freakin rock (yes they do)  And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal   You can gamble, drink and swear until you drop  The state of Ohio has been great to our band  Along with Philly and Green Bay  I got nothing but love for Hollywood  But I can't stand L.A.    I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe  Indianapolis, Hartford too  Boise, Memphis, Sioux Falls, and of course KZ  Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo  Atlanta is our home away from home  And here's a shout out to Sauge (Take a moment to explain where Sauge is... Oh ya it's St. Louis)  And I wish my friends would leave that place  Cuz I can't stand L.A.    Traffic sucks, no protected lefts (That Ranger's so cool)  Snooty fucks, pollution fills the air  Gang fights, seven dollar beer  And instead of breaking off into the sea    And now to give Los Angeles the benefit of a doubt  Jammy, Camel, In n' Out and great sushi  And adversity everywhere  Really hot chicks wearing next to nothin  And the Santa Monica Pier    Thank you for our hair metal and the '84 olympics  And for BFFs radio play  Well please don't take this personally   No I'm happy to visit but I'm happier to leave  And I guess what it is I'm tryin to say is  I can't stand L.A.    these lyrics are submitted by SoKalzFynest (S Love)