Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good  They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would  They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home  Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone  But I would not feel so all alone  Everybody must get stoned.    Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street  They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat  They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor  They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door  But I would not feel so all alone  Everybody must get stoned.    They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table  They'll stone ya when you are young and able  They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck  They'll stone ya and then they'll say "good luck"  Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone  Everybody must get stoned.    Well, They'll stone you and say that it's the end  Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again  They'll stone you when you're riding in your car  They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar  Yes, but I would not feel so all alone  Everybody must get stoned.    Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone  They'll stone you when you are walking home  They'll stone you and then say you are brave  They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave  But I would not feel so all alone  Everybody must get stoned.