(Skip Battin and Kim Fowley)  One of America's great national pastimes  Is drinkin' a Coke  Takin' a smoke  Tellin' a joke  One of America's great national pastimes  Is playin' ball  Takin' it all  And thinkin' so small  Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players  The hot and the tired the weary and the sore  The great taste of Coke has refreshed players  The hot and the tired the weary and the sore  One of America's great national pastimes  Is chocolate fudge  Carryin' a grudge  Bribing a judge  One of America's great national pastimes  Is poisoning rain  Acting insane  Inflicting pain  Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players  The hot and the tired the weary and the sore  The great taste of Coke has refreshed players  The hot and the tired the weary and the  Instrumental (Mandolin + Piano)  One of America's great national pastimes  Is the worship of speed  Planting the seeds  Takin' more than she needs  One of America's great national pastimes  Is cutting the grass  Grabbin' some ass  Living too fast  Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players  The hot and the tired the weary and the sore  The great taste of Coke has refreshed players  The hot and the tired the weary and the  © BMI