Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about  I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out  No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder  'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder  Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas  And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees  We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest  And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest    [chorus]   Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling  Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'    Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight  I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate  We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties  Housing all girlies from city to city  One for all and all for one  Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun  All for one and one for all  Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.  Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat  Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat  We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace  Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face    [repeat chorus]    Ali Baba and the forty thieves    Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'  Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling  I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking  Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking  Ho ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey  And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky  Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village  We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage    [repeat chorus]    I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun  I fought the law and I cold won  Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick  'Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six  My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker  Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker  Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state  And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate    [repeat chorus]