Red Alert:  Check this out, Cool DJ Red Alert  With my man, Q-Tip  Q-Tip:  In the morning, woke up from sexual pleasures  Looked at her sexual partner  Who acquainted her acquaintance  Five hours ago at a disco  She went lower than low, into limbo  A thought crossed the mind, her, a bimbo  She answered no, so she had to go...on with the program  Creedence, it seems that I've forgotten your name  But it seems that she's done the same  And now something has happened  Suddenly, she's been distracted  By something that has been attracted  She poked and poked and smacked at it  Then she broke down and she scratched it  Now, I think you understand  Clinic, saw the doctor flex his biceps  Then he picked up a pair of forceps  Her pretty face showed fright  Right then and there, she fainted  A really grim picture is painted  The brotha who she acquainted  Was the enemy, scary ain't it?  The Pubic Enemy  Red Alert:   Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!  Let me tell you more about pubic enemy  Ay, Q-Tip  Q-Tip:  Old King Cole was a merry old soul  Had a lady queen, married since 18  He protested, that he was infested  Get lots of love and he couldn't digest it  All propaganda, one big fat lie  Cuz I see the king with my very own eye  Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king  And poppin up on the teammates scene  And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys  Whole situation to me, was kinda funny  He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat  Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that  So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom  Caught the king scratchin, so she had to assume  That he got vicked by the enemy's trick  The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick  That she screamed and screamed, went on and kept screamin  Threw a pot and his dome was beamin  You could hear him yellin in the motherland  "Baby, baby please. Baby, understand."  She ignored and walked through the gate  The king is in the kingdom to await his fate...of the enemy  The Pubic Enemy  Q-Tip and Red Alert:  Propmaster(yeah) Please listen to me(what?)  Something lurkin by the JimBrowski  (Who? Jenny?)  No, not propulated  A horrible creature that must be penetrated  He gets all into ya, then he tries to do ya  You better run fast, he's gonna pursue the...  (What? Yo listen here. Propmaster whiz, no one fears...)  Oh, the caves know, just thought I'd let ya know  How he lives and how he go  Watch yourself when you're out on the run  The enemy is missed, we'll have too much fun  There's four friends of mine that thought they were bad  And laid up this girl, so now, they're sad  They scratched and scratched like it was Saturday and...  Red Alert:  Listen here. This is Cool DJ Red Alert  Known as the true, the only, the very one, the Propmaster  There's only one thing I gotta tell ya  There's a whole lotta propmasters out there. You know what I mean  Shaheed a propmaster, Q-Tip a propmaster  The Jungle Brothers a propmaster, BDP a propmaster  45 King a propmaster  I won't tell you nuthin bout the ladies, they ain't no propmaster  But you know who's the main propmaster  MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!