Where were you back in '72  Was David Bowie the man for you  You died your hair blue   And then you painted your dick  Well all you boys really make me sick    Are you a square  What's the length of your hair  Are you a nerd  Or just a power pop turd    Are you a wimp  A power pop simp  Does the sound of loud guitars  Make your dick go limp  Thought you were hip back in '72 man  You were a joke now the joke's on you    Are you a square  What's the length of your hair  Are you a nerd   Or just a power pop turd  Are you a square  Are you a square    All trends now have come and gone  But all you squares  Sing the same old song  One year it's fagots  The next year it's punks  Well you wear the same clothes   You snort the same junk    You think that you're hip   But you'll never be cool  So why don't you squares just  DROP DEAD BABY    Are you a square  What's the length of your hair  Are you a nerd  Or just a power pop turd  Are you a square  Are you a square