Well, down at the factory, I'm never late  I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight  I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop  'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock  Then I disappear until the weekend's throught  And you'll never gues who I turn into  Chorus:  I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman  Ready or not, I'm back again  Dancing on the tables  And swinging from the chandeliers  I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman  That's who I really am  A real rebel, dare-devil  Honky-Tonkin' Superman  Everybody's waiting for my next move  Last night I broke the record for acting a fool  My favorite waitress said I went a little to far  When I came a roller skating down the top of the bar  Now, don't blame me for just having fun  THey never should have bet me that it couldn't be done  'Cause  I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman  Ready or not, I'm back again  Dancing on the tables  And swinging from the chandeliers  I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman  That's who I really am  A real rebel, dare-devil  Honky-Tonkin' Superman  Hey, Look up there on the neon sign  It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind  Oh, It's just Honky-Tonk Superman  Ready or not, I'm back again  Dancing on the tables  And swinging from the chandeliers  Whoa, Yeah I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman  Yeah, That's who I really am  A real rebel, dare-devil Honky-Tonkin' Superman  Yeah, Sure enough, Real tough Honky-Tonkin' Superman